no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
(via starvedpsyche)
| Cutest thing ever: | When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it and it's just the most adorable thing ever |
| Period: | You want cookies |
| Period: | You want to fuck |
| Period: | You want to fuck while eating cookies. |
| Period: | Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we? |
| Period: | Kill them. |
| Period: | Kill them too. |
| Period: | Kill them and eat their cookies. |
| Period: | Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon. |
| Period: | HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU. |
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
(via simplybreathe)